Thanks, Jensen

1993 to 2026 ยท A fan farewell

Thank you, Jensen.

Thirty-three years, one jacket, every frame we ever rendered. Say goodbye with your GPU.

npx vram-receipt

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A farewell letter

Dear Jensen, thank you.

You started Nvidia in a Denny's booth in 1993 and led it for thirty-three years. On November 12, 2026, you stepped down.

Every game we stayed up too late for, every model we trained on a gaming card at 2 a.m., ran on something you built.

Data centers made Nvidia $89.0B last quarter. The rest of us, $7.2B. But we were here first. So here's our goodbye card: everyone's VRAM, pooled in one place.

With love and a few gigabytes, every chip in the cluster

The jacket, hung up. Drag to spin.
  1. 1
    Run itnpx vram-receipt or pick your card below.
  2. 2
    Get your receiptA tier, and a Thanks, Jensen card to share.
  3. 3
    Join the clusterSay yes and your chip docks above. Nothing is sent unless you do.

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